I made it - I'm T-W-O

October 15, 2009 -

I'm two.  As is two-cute-for-words!

Last week, I celebrated my birthday with my mom and dad.  Honestly, it was kinda of lame.  My mom promised to take me to the park at least three days in a row.  One day, I got all suited up and made it into the car to learn that it was "too hot" to go play.  And, my dad kinda ruined the fun with this thing called homework.  I don't appreciate homework getting in the way of my birthday.

Because she felt so guilty, mom took me shopping!  I just love shopping!  We picked out a squeeky pumpkin toy and one non-squeeky toy.  Mom prefers the ones that don't make noise.  Personally, I don't care what kind of noise they make as long as she keeps throwing it for me to chase.  Then I got a bunch of Canyon Ranch treats.  They are new but I love them because they are all-natural and grain free.  It keeps my farting to a minimum.  Gosh, it's awfully embarassing when I just let one rip!

Mom did buy me one crazy present.  She insisted that I get a halloween costume.  Of course, she picked out the BIG FAT ORANGE PUMPKIN.  Now, not to judge, but I am in almost flawless shape and don't appreciate her giving me a bubble butt.  Good thing dad doesn't share my mom's terrible sense of humor and I got to take it off.  Anyway, I'll suck it up on Halloween.  My mom enjoys that holiday bestest of all.

Until next time.